The Qatar Emiri Air Force (QUEEF) has grounded their new fleet of British-supplied Eurofighter Typhoons as initial inspections have revealed some latent homosexual tendencies in the multi-role fourth generation fighter aircraft. According to sources, “Though the aircraft are not completely gay, we do detect some signs that the airframes may have wanked a friend off in college.†This is potentially damaging to fleet availability as homosexuality is illegal in Qatar, with a punishment of up to seven years in prison and a fine (the death penalty is not ruled out).
The Air Force has yet to comment on the French-supplied Rafales, which are rumoured to be onnisexual, though are believed to operate in a culture of ‘Don’t Tell, Don’t Fly’.
Many have ridiculed the grounding, noting the extreme effectiveness of the Royal Netherlands Air Force’s Gay F-16 force.
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What nonsense is this? It’s not even remotely funny. If you have a problem with some countries laws, just don’t go there or cover them. They are not the only country in the world with these laws.
US has anti abortion laws restricting rights of women. You should cover their air force too.
The picture is of Euro fighter Typhoon, hence credibility of the article is questionable
The picture is of Euro fighter Typhoon, hence credibility of the article is questionable
The UK doesn’t really have such a proud history of gay rights either, boys. The late 80s and early ’90s aren’t really that far away.
A fair point.
Brilliant.